been reading these days

finished this book
38 degrees blanket (translate it to chinese)

but somehow i felt that
38 degrees bed sounds nicer

that book is about sex
between mars and venus

well
it educates you about sex through a story

a guy who intially thought making love to his wife
was a waste of resources
and masturbated himself constantly
to meet his sexual needs

his wife, unaware of his masturbating activities,
divorced him
thinking he no longer loved her

and another reason was
she never enjoyed having sex with him
since he never helped her reach the climax

then this guy
he went through a couple of ordeals
he went to macau and kind of fell in love with a sex worker

then somehow the sex worker went missing
and his "first lover" came back from new york

chu lian shi zui nan wang de

i kinda liked the way he had his first kiss

his first lover was from his secondary school
and she was a somesort of a prefect
and he was a notorious kid

one day he was swinging in school
on a swing, obviously

and she came running to him
informing that the principal wants to see him
and being a kind soul as she was

she helped tidied his tie, as usual

then she popped one question out of the blue
"why is it that you can never learn to tie your tie properly?"

and he said
"because it creates a chance for you to tie it for me"

...

"will you be my girlfriend?"
"zuo wo nu peng you hao ma?"

...

dead air

...

complete silence

...

then he kissed her!

and pampered her with his first kiss!

ok where was i before this kiss thingy?
oh ya...he was divorced then had fell in love with this sexual worker
and his "first love" came back from new york

and guess what?

they were 30 odd then
and they had sex in his "first love's" consultation room

i wanted to use made love
but somehow
sex seems much more appropriate

since she forced him to
and since there was this tempting apple in front of him
why not?

so he crushed that apple
and realized that she was still a virgin

he took away her virginity

he was scared out the hell lot

why?
because taking away someone's virginity
signifies a big responsibility?

that was what he claimed
but somehow i figured out he didnt love her

and that was it

and at that point in time
he was in domestic partnership with his "first love"

yet
he was budding a relationship with his ex-wife!

conclusion: guys are never contented with one woman?

well somehow she missed him and he missed her

ni qing wo yuan
so they relived their sexual encounters again

and they had it often in his car

somehow after the divorce
he learnt his lesson
and knew what a woman wants

and his ex-wife
enjoyed the pleasure of being loved!

conclusion: women are easily contented?

his ex-wife was then pregnant with a BB!

ok

just imagine
ya a guy, divorced

your first love is staying with you
and is now currently at the position of being your girlfriend

and your ex-wife!
EX-WIFE is pregnant with your baby

no wonder they say all guys are jerks!

in the end
he obviously wanted that baby

and his first love left him
to relish him his happy family

......................

the story didn't end though

there wasnt an ending
i would say

it ended with a sex scene
of him and his private attendant
in his office

*grinz

anyway
quoting from the book

it states that

women have sex because of 3 reasons
1) they wanna feel loved
2) they wanna have babies
3) it's a form of trading for wealth, fame status

why do men enjoy sex then?
because they just love it

*laughs
ok...

i have no further comments to make

i'm still underaged!
=)