Lunch Actually

i was reading this article from
lian he zao bao yesterday.
it's about modern age matchmaking sessions.
oh well, matchmaking?
how many of you out there are willing to attend matchmaking sessions.
to me, matchmaking!
must be those people with bad habits
and irritating faces who are not presentable
at all!
maybe someone like the old uncle who frequents
Geylang like how you uses the toilet?
well, i've never tried matchmaking personally.
so if anyone is going to sign up for matchmaking,
ask me along, sounds interesting!
okie..back to the article
its about this reporter who disguises as someone who
is going matchmaking.
the matchmaking session is made by this company called
LUNCH ACTUALLY!
it's kind of sweet to have such a name..
i wonder if the boss met his or her partner
under matchmaking sessions
maybe i should invest a new company in future,
called -- SEX ACTUALLY!
idea! anyone wanna invests too?
back..and the one she's matchmaking is a guy
by the name of--
David, 29 years old, accountant
based on the comments from the reporter,
David looks pleasant and presentable
and guess what?
such a quiet guy, whom i suspect maybe an introvert
has matchmade for 23 times
but has not found his "THE ONE"
i'm quite surprised!
well, he claims that the feeling is not right..
okie...let's take it that the feeling is not right!
but let us take a look at his expectations from "HIS ONE"!
1) a simple girl who doesnt have high expectations in guys, not ambitious and career minded
well, who does he think he is? you have expectations from others why cant people have expectations from you? ambitious! career-minded! how many singaporeans are not?
2) kan de shun yan ( how do i define that? pleasant looking?)
i believe that out of the 23 gals you met, at least 20 are! mabye his definition of pleasant looking might be that of miss singapore.
3) preferably an undergraduate
this David is very contradictiong! he wants a university student, yet expecting her not the be ambitious and career minded..HELLO?!
4) quiet yet bubbly at times..preferably those who do sports
well, what elso do you want?
5) someone who loves shopping! and knows how to dress up!
like shit! by that time if she starts squandering your money on shopping sprees, u'll be screaming away!
6) smaller size than him
take a look at all his expectations!
and he claims that he wants to start a family by 35 years old?
seems hard...or rather IMPOSSIBLE to me!
there was once his buddy introduced a very nice lady to him
but there was no conclusion in the end.
guess what? he claims that the lady is slightly plump!
pengZx!
who does he think he is? looking for such a perfect lady!
does he have the rights?
maybe if he is beckam or tom cruise!
or even george bush!
then he has the rights to choose!
but he is just another plain ordinary singaporean guy!
and he still claims that the feeling is not right!
when he is basically finding faults physically and materialistically from those very nice ladies!
but i cant blame him!
for guyS! it's always lust at first sight!
oh well, i shouldn't be commenting on him!
but hello!
please lower your expectations!
dun wei nan zi ji!